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Just because my absurdity comes in a box shaped like a coffin that's not actually a coffin doesn't mean I don't also sell coffins. Right now my coffins are on sale at Buy One Get One Half Off prices. I also sell them in family packs. https://jarodkintz.com/2017/12/26/just-because-my-absurdity-comes-in-a-box-shaped-like-a-coffin-thats-not-actually-a-coffin-doesnt-mean-i-dont-also-sell-coffins-right-now-my-coffins-are-on-sale-at-buy-one-get-one-half-off-price/
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